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Another terrifying pumpkin carving. Previously [via]

The scariest one of all.

Mooo.

fishingboatproceeds:

tastefullyoffensive:

Another terrifying pumpkin carving. Previously [via]

The scariest one of all.

Mooo.

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Ano na kayang nangyayari sa akin?

Hindi ko alam, pero nade-depress ako sa thought na starting next sem, wala na kaming common class ni Karlos. Ang special lang kasi ni Karlos sakin. I get his jokes, he gets mine. Kung baga sa waves, pareho kami ng wavelength, magkaiba lang ng frequency.

Alam kong hindi ako special sa kanya. Hell, I think hindi niya na ako kilala next year. Meron na siyang org. I’m really happy for him, honestly. Pero yung feeling na gusto mo pa siyang makasama nang mas matagal pa. Ewan ko. Tingin ko nga, excited na siyang malayo sa akin.

Kung nababasa nya to, diring-diri na siya sakin. Sure yan.
Paki ko, hindi na nga kami magkakausap starting next sem.
Pero shet, hindi ko siya makakalimutan.
Isa siya sa pinaka-awesome na taong nakilala ko, I guess.
Sana ako rin, di nya malimutan.

Mabagal ang internet sa bahay, at na-scroll up ko ang thread ng chat namin sa Facebook.
3700+ messages.
Ano yun, dre? Haaay.
Fuck you, Karlos for messing with my head.
Pero good luck sa future endeavors mo.

FO na to,
Manta

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Paggising ko sa umaga, naisip ko agad ang CoE 135. Needless to say, sira na ang araw ko. Haay.
Feeling ko, gumuguho ang mundo ko. At natatabunan na ako.

Actually, CoE 135 nga lang ang problema ko. Pero, mawawala ako ng scholarship pag bumagsak ako doon. Pampalubag-loob ko na lang ang quote na, “pag hindi para sa’yo, hindi ibibigay sa’yo.” Pero tingin ko bullshit yun. Mas naniniwala ako sa “pag hindi mo yun pinagpilitang kuhain, hindi yun mapapasaiyo.” And dahil doon, ano nga bang problema sa akin? Binigay ko naman lahat. Promise. Ang sakit lang.

Pero I think I’m overthinking this. Bahala na Diyos.

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So bored and made this wallpaper

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GPOY

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YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre World of Animal Sex [Click for full post]

In “Yeah Science” Malibu Einstein covers all the weird, twisted parts of science they won’t talk about on PBS.

Here is what your sex life would look like if you were a clownfish: if you are the biggest one in the group, congrats! You get to be the girl. The second biggest character in the room is now the boy. Everyone else doesn’t develop gonads. Now, you and second-largest-what’shisface retire to some cozy sea anemone to breed and the rest of the school just hangs out, contemplating what it might be like to have real genitals. Now, if something happens to you, as the only breeding female, no sweat! One of those non-breeders will gain weight until they are as big as you, and presto change-o; this anemone is less of a sausage fest than it once was. Every time I see Finding Nemo emblazoned across some young student’s backpack I can’t help but think about what a beautiful and fertile female Nemo might have grown up to be some day with just a few more ounces of weight on his frame. [Keep Reading]


Finding Nemo’s Gender

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If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles Part II [Click to continue]

When you’re alone and life is making you lonely

You can always go, downtown

The 1st Part is here

Hack the Internet. Haha.

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I have been thinking of creating a Tumblr account.
I talk a lot on Facebook, which for me is not what it’s purpose.

Also, it’s pretty disappointing to think of something to post and not get ANY appreciation from friends. Zero.
Tired of it.

Facebook is shit.